Larry Craig's bathroom antics, hands down.

Facebook, Myspace, Livejournal, roleplaying sites, Nitrome, Bits & Pieces, Perez Hilton, etc. D:

Sex and the City.
My So-Called Life.
Boy Meets World.
Aliens in America.
Big Wolf on Campus.
Even Stevens.

I could probably list a million if I sat and thought about it all day, so I think I'll stop now. :p

I could definitely live without smell and taste. Smell... Sure, there are some scents I enjoy (the downstairs closet, new car smell, books, etc.), and it would be nice to know if I had terrible B.O. or something (rofl), but there's a lot of nasty shit I definitely don't need to smell. I'm very sensitive to smells and gag easily. Ew. Same with taste. The only reason I eat what I do is because it tastes good, and there's a lot of stuff I'd miss. ]: But without it, I could eat everything I wouldn't be able to stomach now, and I wouldn't have to worry about picking onions and peppers and all that shit out of my food. Although, there is that issue with texture... If I just FEEL an onion, I want to puke. So I'd also be content with losing the feeling (that counts as touch, I guess?) in my mouth. Hah.

I've used this username for YEARS. I was reading a story in a Darwin Awards book involving fireworks, and the author described it as a "pyrotechnic ballet." I was in need of a new AIM screen name, but that was too long, so I shortened it to "plasmaballet." I love it... despite everyone pronouncing it wrong. IT'S BALLET, AS IN THE DANCE. NOT BALLOT. FUCK. LEARN TO SPEAK. ]:<